Doctor, Doctor! It Hurts When I Do This.

Receptionist:

Good Morning, Crisis Hotline. Can I help you?

Danny:

Eh, I need to talk to someone (pause).

Receptionist:

What is the nature of your problem sir?

Danny:

Well, I think that I lost my center.

Receptionist:

OK, Please hold on, I will connect you to a counselor right away.

Counselor:

Hello. This is Jo. How can I help you?

Danny:

Jo, my name is Danny and I think I’m an aikido-holic!

Counselor Jo:

I see. What is happening in your life to make you think you are an aikido-holic?

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